Our mission is to deliver the most fun, enjoyable fat bike series on the planet, and we want to include as many people as possible. We’ve listened to YOU and every single person said Thirst Mutilator was the best single best day of their lives. Wedding Day? Lame, by comparison. First born child? Total snoozefest.
We want to include more people, and to make that possible, we are reducing the race entry for our next three races from $65 to $50 for early registration, with late registration down from $75 to $65. The cost of putting on a race is high, but we’re confident that after Thirst Mutilator, millions of people will want to race Fat Chance! at Crystal Mountain on January 4.
With the change, we have had to scale back our purses for the Long races. We’re happy that, based on feedback, the majority of our racers are in it for the love of the sport and not cash prizes. We will also have to change the following:
-Our Start/Finish tower will be reduced from 10 feet tall to 3 feet. You’re going to want to duck.
-Our finish line music will now have commercials.
-We will have to eliminate all left-hand turns to stay under budget.
-Jason Lowetz will replace Katy Perry singing our National Anthem. He will try to sound like Katy Perry.
-Racers will have to supply their own snow.
Already signed up? Series registrants and single day registrants will get a refund on-site at the race they signed up for. If you do not show up, we will not be mailing refunds for a race you didn’t do. Think of it as a rebate.
Did you want to add the whole series?
Do you have questions? Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or call 231.421.8148 and ask for Cody. He loooooves to chat.